High Fives Change Lives!

A little while ago, I was having a tough week, was in a different city and far away from most of my friends when one of them, Ofa, called to see how I was going.

I was a bit sad.

That day she sent me a photo on my Facebook wall because she knew I loved ‘High Fives’ and thought I might like a digital version.

Ofa High Five
The 1st High Five

Then another one appeared from my friend Adam…which made me grin…

High Five #2: From Adam

Then another one from my housemate Tim, which made me grin even more when I recognised the toilet bathroom tiles and we deduced that he had taken it on the toilet…when nature and friendship calls at the same time…

High Five #3: Tim, taken in the toilet…

Then, more and more and more started piling up on my Facebook wall…

High Five #4: Sarah
High Five #5: Arielle
High Five #6: Briony
High Five #7: Nellie, who looks a bit like a portrait-painting

Soon, even my friends toys were sending high fives!

High Five #8: Gita’s Toy Owl gets in on the action…

And Ofa was enjoying it so much she RE-high-fived…

High Five #9: Ofa re-High Fives!

And it started another wave of high fives all-over again…

High Five #10: Bryony
High Five #11: John Conway

It was making me feel pretty great ;) and kind-a-cool (the sign SAYS SO!)

High Five #12: Nat wrote this backwards so that the computer could photograph it properly!

… I had my own mini-meme! for a day…

High Five #13: Emma-Rabbit!
High Five #14: Brad

Every time I got a digi-high five on the internet I got a grin on my face, and it made such a difference to my week. Thanks to all the pals and gals who put up with me, love me and high five me (even if they hate high fives, like my sister).

You make everything better.

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Don’t Dream It’s Over…

It’s April, and I still haven’t recovered from January and February.

The summer highs are usually met with reality of the upcoming year as fast as February approaches, but this year it was different. This year something magic happened and whether you drowned yourself in shows, just had a taste of it or just heard people talking about it you’ll know that FRINGE WORLD was what happened – Perth’s Fringe Festival in 2012.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about. Then you missed out.

And you should make sure you don’t miss out next time.

When most of our collective memories revolve around YouTube clips, HBO series’ and status updates it’s easy to forget the impact of a live event. The queues, the rush, the people, the anticipation, the lights, the action… It’s also easy to choose your couch over the risk of something fantastic, in case it’s a disaster. You make educated guesses to only make bookings for things you are fairly sure will be worth the drive, the parking, the effort, the organisation and the money.

Or you just don’t bother at all.

During FRINGE people were walking up to the ticket box office and just asking ‘what can I see?’.
They took risks. They saw terrible things. They saw wonderful things. They took photos of Mermaids. They drank. They danced. They sat. They got out of the house.

And then they wanted more.

It was astounding. I loved every minute of it.
There were some killer shows, and not all from out-of-towners either. In Perth, we always assume that things from somewhere else must be better. The reality is we have some incredibly talented performers growing right in front of us, occasionally plucked from obscurity by chance, hard work or a combination of both.

Local artists worked their butts off to bring new shows, ideas and experiments to the public, and the public responded with a huge-hungry-hooray!

A lot of the people I saw do amazing things at the Fringe do amazing things all year round… but I’ve had a few people tell me they just don’t know where to find the independent stuff. It’s true, independent events don’t have the budgets or the access to mass-media saturation that larger high profile events have… but once you start finding them, you just keep finding more… so here’s some places to get you started…

I know that there’s a BUNCH more I could list – but I’m just starting with one or two first. Feel free to comment with extra suggestions ;)

How to find things?
Listen to RTR FM

Peter Barr does a great job covering a lot of local events across Perth. Switch over from the commercial stations once in a while and you’ll be guaranteed a few inside interviews on upcoming shows. Plus there’s loads of great shows.

Read We Love Perth
This is an adorable, beautifully designed blog by  some locals who love Perth, and tell you why, where and how.

Read DRUM Media or Xpress. Or just Google it.

Some of my favourite regular events…

CoLab – a bunch of super talented muso’s improvising for a few hours from around 8pm (get there earlier to snatch at table) on the 2nd Sunday of every month at the Moon Cafe. FREE entry

Shapiro Tuesdays – an experimental comedy night, open mic comedians starting out, more established comedians trying new material, with the occasional celebrity dropping by every now and then too. This is one of my all time favourite rooms, despite it occasionally being a train wreck, it’s often full of surprises and good laughs. Every Tuesday, 8.30pm Only $5

Barefaced Stories – the love child of Andrea Gibbs and Kerry O’Sullivan, this is Perth’s first regular story telling night where performers, punters and even yourself can get up and tell great stories. No campfire, great stories. Last Tuesday of every month. About $10 entry.

Check out your local venues…. There are some quality venues supporting some great musicians and performers, here are a few of my favourites.

The Bird – great local venue for music, a quiet beer in the afternoon or seeing a local independent.

Lazy Susan’s Comedy Den- they have more comedy on than any other room, with gigs on Tuesdays, Fridays, Sundays and often special events too.

Devilles - a devil themed bar with soul-tastic music to boot. Enjoy the cocktails, food and sizzling dance floor.

Rooftop Movies – this is just for March and April (while the weather holds out) but it’s absolutely awesome. Go.






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Dear Perth

This was originally published on Wangle in February 2011, but as the website is no longer active I have republished here.

Dear Perth,

You might want to sit down for this. It could come as a bit of a shock.

Perth.

I love you.

There I said it.

Stop shaking your head.

I really, really love you.

I know it’s not something you hear very often, but I think it’s time more people told you how wonderful you are. Instead I hear people compare you to cities around the world…. and say how much better all the other places are… some say ANYWHERE is better than Perth, and then usually leave you immediately.

No wonder it feels like you’re having an inferiority complex.

I think it’s unfair to do this to you. It’s like comparing siblings in a family. Each city is so different, and although they are often beautiful and talented, they all have their faults too.

You’re certainly not perfect Perth, and people are more than eager to list all the reasons why.

You’re not the only one in the world that isn’t perfect though, and sometimes I think people forget that and rather than give you advice and help you grow they laugh at your gawkiness, your teenage awkwardness, and sneer at your attempts to become better as you get older.

You’ve grown up a lot recently.

You’ve become a fan of smaller bars, you have better taste in coffee, you’ve started catching more trains and people are enjoying your company more and more.

I’ve always thought you had a lot going on anyway, you just haven’t been very good at talking about it. Lots of people wouldn’t even realise how many creative, talented and passionate people (not just Tim Winton and Shaun Tan) have hung out with you and have done so much with you over the years.

I think you still have a lot of growing to do, and that’s pretty exciting, but I want you to know that you have already done amazing things and made a lot of people happy and I think you are great.

I know there are other people out there who love you just as much as I do, but they don’t know how to say it… or they get ridiculed when they do… but it’s time more of us embraced you, loved you and encouraged you to be everything you can be.

Lots of love Bonnie

P.S. You can read about how much other people love you at the Perth, I Love You blog (that I contribute to) or the We Love Perth website (which I have nothing to do with, but I just think is awesome!)






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The ‘F’ Word

This article was originally written for Wangle and published online in October 2010, I’ve put it up on my personal site as the Wangle is on hiatus.

You will all be familiar with the ‘F’ word.  It’s not seen as a ‘nice’ word, it’s embraced by pockets of the community and shunned by many.

There’s a few different versions of it, just depends on how you use it.

Feminism. Feminist. Feminists.

Congratulations if you’ve made it to this sentence. I can guarantee there are some that haven’t.

It’s a conversation stopper, it’s old news, it’s political correctness gone mad, it’s nitpicking, it’s the 60’s, the 70’s, it’s hairy armpits, radical lesbians, campaigns against lingerie models and the damnation of men.

My first negative experience with feminism came through a cause I support and still feel is important. In October each year ‘Reclaim the Night’, an international march against violence, happens in countries worldwide and is attended by hundreds of women and children. Before I was a teenager I used to attend with my mum, dad and sister, but in recent years they have made sure men do not attend rallies and events. I understand this viewpoint and that they are trying to make it a safe place for women to protest, but for me the march was not just about making a statement and collecting like minded individuals. It was about enacting real change and engaging the whole community in a changed attitude to violence against women and children (which is still largely perpetrated by men). By not including my dad in the march it made me feel like it’s an ‘us’ and ‘them’ situation and my whole family were saddened by it.

If feminism is about change in the community, then it makes sense to include men in the movement and engage them with the topics and issues at hand. In an extreme example of this: if the goal is a world without men, then feminism has no point. It wouldn’t even exist.

For many it’s already not relevant anymore, yet when Julia Gillard became Prime Minister it was still an Australian first, big news and the butt of jokes.

Clearly gender can still make the headlines, but there would be few who would be comfortable to state ‘I’m a feminist’. There would be many that would assume only women are feminists and for men it could mean social suicide and a lifetime of jeering to associate themselves with the term. There is huge stigma and emotion attached to a word that in essence means (according to a very basic dictionary definition): ‘advocating social, political and all other rights of women equal to those of men’.

It’s not about denying there are differences between men and women; it’s saying they should have the same rights. They should all be able to drive a car, hold a job (and be paid accordingly), divorce, marry, have kids, walk the streets at night, sign a mortgage, voice their opinions…

I find there are many who would not identify themselves as feminist but would be horrified at someone suggesting women are less than equal and should be treated as such. These same people, myself included, will cringe at current media coverage of feminism. Often coverage consists of an extreme viewpoint by a renowned journalist or a politically correct lecture on how we should say this or that.

Mostly Australia has come a long way – a lot of legislation has come into place over time – the most obvious being the right to vote and equal pay, but I still experience sexism and discrimination on occasion and hear stories of friends who do too. Sometimes it’s a relatively harmless yet infuriating story – like a highly paid (female) executive that sits outside management offices with a number of (male) colleagues but is constantly given photocopying or errands on the assumption that she must be a secretary. Other times it’s much darker and disturbing accounts like male work colleagues holding bets on ‘how long it will take for someone to hook up with the new office girl’ and then ‘how long it will it will take for the photos to get round’.

Neither of these things are OK. Neither are easily solved by legislation, work mission statements or mediation meetings because there’s an attitude that needs to shift.

Yes there is sexism against men too. It’s not something to be proud of and it’s not excusable but it doesn’t discount feminism. Sometimes women are sexist and encourage it without even realising. In it’s most harmless form there are plenty of women who exclaim surprise to see a man cooking, looking after kids or even multi-tasking (yes it does happen, just like women that drive cars with precision and run companies).

No number of protest marches are going to convince people to treat women with respect and dignity when friends and family let it happen in their homes and workplaces.

Word of mouth has long been recognised as one of the most powerful marketing tools. If you see it say something. I don’t mean scream and yell or start a Facebook group about how angry you are and you can’t believe someone said that. If someone does express an offensive view you have a right to tell them, but attacking them with rolling eyes and harsh language usually doesn’t engage them in meaningful dialogue. Sometimes it can be enough to just mention ‘hey that’s not cool’.

You’d be surprised at how much people want your approval and might even change their behaviour. If you can influence someone to like an album or see a movie then you can have an impact on what they think of other things too.

Everyone has a mother. Everyone has a father.  The sexes need to work together on this. Don’t be scared of the ‘F’ word.






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Choose Your Own Adventure… with JUMP

This year I got JUMP funding to develop my first solo comedy show ‘Laugh Or Your Money Back’. Having the grant and mentorship backing me was an absolutely amazing experience and I highly recommend giving it a shot if you’re an emerging artist. Applications for the next round are closing soon and a few people have asked me about how I went about it – obviously this advice is ENTIRELY based on my own experience – so make sure you talk to your local JUMP staff member to make sure you do what’s right for you…and then you can really ‘Choose Your Own Adventure…’ as an artist…

[This blog is based on a similar format to the ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ because that’s what JUMP is all about - making decisions that take you on your own adventure. Also some of the information might not be relevant to you so you can skip to the bits you like]

Q 1. Do you know what JUMP is?

Yes – go to Q.2

No – continue reading

JUMP is a funding program for emerging artists. It’s such a practical and great idea, as the funding gives you money to work on a project (of your choice) while also enlisting the support of a mentor (of your choice) to guide you through your project and develop your art practice (whatever that may be). You can read more about it here. Go to Q. 2

Q2. Are you eligible?

Yes I am - You are eligible if you are between 18-30 years of age at the application date and within the first five years of your professional practice. Go to Q.3

No, I’m younger – If you are younger (in WA) and still keen to do stuff you could look at some Propel and other grants, go here for a list http://www.propel.org.au/grants

No, I’m not eligible – you’ll probably get bored reading this, so you should forward it to someone who is eligible so they can get bored reading this. Go to Facebook.

Q 3. Have you applied before?

Yes – Don’t be disheartened if you didn’t get through the first time, or the second time even. I wasn’t successful in my first application, even though I had a good mentor and a decent project. It’s a very competitive process and there are a lot of fantastic applicants. Not getting through the first time just meant I had another year to develop my ideas. Then when I applied the next year I had even better mentorship and networking opportunities alongside an even stronger project. I’m quite thankful I got it a bit later as I got much more out of it than I would have the year before. Go to Q.4

No - If you’re eligible and you want develop yourself as an artist then please apply. My friend Briony Stewart just applied to ‘Realise Your Dream’ and was shocked when she actually got it. Take a risk on yourself and go to Q.4

Q 4. Do you have a mentor?

Yes – nice one! This is usually the hardest thing to sort out because it relies on other people getting back to you. Go to Q6.

No – go to Q.5

5. How do you choose a mentor?

It’s not unusual to go through a few potential mentors before you find the one that works for you. My original project was going to have a local comedian as my mentor – but then I revised my project to include a debut solo show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival (on the other side of the country) and realised I should probably try to get someone who has more national experience.

Don’t be afraid to ask people that you really admire, respect or are even a little afraid of… these are the people that can often give you great insight into where you can go as an artist and will also have networks and experience to help you get there.
Contact them NOW if you haven’t already. It took me about 8 months to find my eventual mentor, so even if you can’t apply in this round you should have one by the next round!

I also had a fair few of my emails or phone calls ignored or forgotten along the way, but whenever I got a ‘no’ from someone I would ask them who else they could recommend. Eventually I met Tim Ferguson at a festival and got a ‘no’ from him, but he began emailing people on my behalf (which I was SO thankful for) as he had a few ideas of people who might suit. After a few more ‘no’ replies he eventually got me in contact with Janet McLeod who was invaluable, fantastic, no-bull-shit and matched me perfectly for the JUMP grant. Got to Q.6

Q 6. Have you got a ‘project’?

Yes – great stuff. Go to Q.7

No – if you have trouble thinking of a project then look at previous applicants to see the range of things they worked on. You should also ask other artists what they would do or have done that really helped them.  Your project should tackle things you are lacking as an artist (or what you really want to develop) so use the project push yourself to do things that will develop you. For me I needed to write more material, get more stage time and build my profile as a comedian. My project was writing a solo show which meant I had to build a 45 minute set (when I had previously only done 10 minute spots), perform regularly for a month at Melbourne International Comedy Festival and would be profiled alongside established comedians at Melbourne International Comedy Festival and Wild West Comedy Festival. Go to Q.7

Q 7. Have you read the application forms?

Yes - you’re on a roll, roll onto Q.8

No – you should probably do that soon, definitely before the 27th October (the day     before it’s due) so you can answer the questions as best you can! Got to Q.8

Q 8.  Have you drafted your answers yet?

Yes – yeehaa. Send them round to people you trust, other artists, your local JUMP contact and get feedback to make sure you’re explaining your mentorship, project and ideas properly. Each answer should answer the question clearly and simply. Make sure your answers meet the criteria in the questions. Avoid repetition. Avoid repetition (see how annoying it is?) Go to Q.10

No – Go to Q.9

Q 9 . Don’t know where to start?

When drafting your answers it’s best to just start. Write for ten minutes, half an hour or if you can put aside an hour to think about it properly. But get started somehow.

Once you get going you’ll be more inclined to keep going, and finally finish the grant application. I usually start doing dot-points straight away. Once you start noting down ideas, you’ll feel more committed to the project and realise how much there is to think about. Go to Q.8

Q 10. What else do I need to know?

Talk to your JUMP contact and they’ll help you along the way, don’t be scared of them, it’s their job to help you, so use them! Also if you haven’t applied for funding before then this is a good grant process to get started with, and the more grants you write the better you’ll get at applying for funding in the future. Talk to people (friends, family, fellow artists, the guy at the bus stop) about your project, mentor and ideas and you’ll be surprised at how helpful people will be and they may also be able to pass on information, networks or opportunities to help you along.
You’ll also have to write a budget for your grant – it’s best to talk to your JUMP contact about this, but make sure you realistically (get quotes if you can) plan out your budget. Panelists will be able to see bad planning and erratic estimates and it will impact your chances of getting the grant.

If you have trouble with time management or setting goals you might like this blog post here.

Also more you plan your project and grant properly during the application process the easier it is to roll out the grant if you actually get it and ‘choose your own adventure’…

Starting with a click here

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Falling on Deaf Ears

[Special thanks to Mike & Max - both listed at the base of this post - for their feedback on this article and shows in general!]

Auslan (Australian Sign Language) is language that thousands of Australians know and a lot of us pretend to know (repeating the rude finger does not mean you know it, it just means you’re rude and so is your finger).

I never thought sign language was something I needed to know about. I wasn’t deaf and I didn’t know any Deaf people.

This year I wrote my first solo comedy show and while registering for the Melbourne Comedy Festival there was a box to tick, on whether I would be having an Auslan interpreted show for the Deaf Community.

It seemed like a good idea. So I ticked it.

More organisations should have this box to tick.

I wouldn’t have thought of doing an interpreted show if I hadn’t seen this box. If more places had this box to tick when people applied to put on events, asked to put on shows or applied for sponsorship it would certainly increase the number of interpreted events.

Even if people can’t always tick the box, they’ll at least realise it’s an option.

When I ticked the box I didn’t have much of an idea on where to start, what would be involved or how to go about it. I often have people say they are interested in doing interpreted shows – but that they don’t know how to go about it.  I certainly made some mistakes along the way (and probably will in the future) but I’ve also learnt a lot and thought it might be worthwhile passing on.

So if you are thinking about having a show, performance or conference interpreted for the Deaf Community here are some of the things you should know or might help you along the way. Also interpreting changes from country to country as Auslan is specific to Australia, there are different versions for different countries like BSL (British Sign Language) and ASL (American Sign Language).

1. It’s not as expensive as you think

If you don’t ask you won’t know. Getting a quote doesn’t commit you to anything, and often it doesn’t take more than 10-15 ticket sales to recoup the cost.

Collect a few contacts for interpreters (they often have slightly different rates depending on experience and travel costs) and ask for their costings. Give them as much information on your show (length, number of performers, venue, content) so that they can give you a realistic quote.

If you have quite a few performances you can get extra shows interpreted at a lower cost (as a lot of the cost is in the preparation of material) – which also gives word of mouth (or hand) a chance to spread for extra people to come along to the extra shows.

2. Assume your show should be accessible

It’s not uncommon for people to decide their show won’t be appropriate for interpretation without actually asking anyone who is Deaf or who interprets for the Deaf. If your show is not suitable (Eg. Too many pop-culture references) then you will be told by the interpreter, but you’ll probably be surprised at what’s possible – there was a full opera interpreted recently!

3. Ask the people who know

Ask the organisation who is hosting your event if they have any existing contacts already – for example the Melbourne Comedy Festival were able to refer me to interpreters who were interested in working with stand-up comedians.

A quick Google search of Deaf services will also bring up your local Deaf society or local organisations – contact them for interpreters, advice and help with promotion.

4. Initial contact with the interpreter

Be prepared to send through a script of your show (even if it’s many months before the final one will be ready) so they have a clear idea of the content and how it might be interpreted. If you can it’s also useful to provide a ‘set-list’ of key jokes, storylines or acts in your show so it’s easier for the interpreter to see the structure and learn the show themselves.

5. Extra things you can do to help the interpreter

SHOW THEM: If you have any recordings or previews of your show that the interpreter can view before they interpret your show it will help them get a clear idea of how the show is presented and where they will fit in.

TALK TO THEM: Discuss how you want them to fit into the show, and what they would be comfortable with – in my performances the interpreter was half the show, and we got a lot of extra laughs through our interactions with each other too.

MEET THEM: If you have a chance to go through the show with the interpreter over a coffee or even better beer, I’d highly recommend it. If there are any parts of the show that they are unsure about you can resolve it more easily in person. It also gives them a better sense of who you are, what you want to achieve with the show, and did I mention the beer?

ASK THEM: You’ll need help getting the word out and your interpreter may be able to promote the show through their personal networks – particularly if they have a clear idea of what the show is about – and know which people in the Deaf Community are best to pitch it too. On top of this word of mouth is VERY effective in the Deaf Community.

6. Tell people about it

If you decide to go ahead with it, don’t forget to tell people about it. Having the interpreted show on your standard flyers/website is useful, but as there aren’t a huge number of Deaf interpreted events standard flyers are not always picked up by Deaf people – so it’s also good to target your promotions as well.

Here are some ways to make sure people know about it:

-       Make sure you have the Auslan or appropriate logo on your promo material (ask your interpreter if they have a copy)  This is the one used in Australia sometimes but there are variations out there.

-       Create a Facebook specific event for the interpreted show, and note that it’s interpreted in the title of the event.

-       Post the event on Deaf specific social networking sites through Twitter and Facebook (Google search for these or ask your interpreter etc)

-       Email the link and details to local Deaf organisations and social groups to forward on

-       Contact local teachers of sign language to see if they will pass the info onto their students

7. For the show

Discuss with the interpreter the best seating for deaf audiences, if necessary reserve some seating near the front for audiences to use first.

Signage at the front of the venue informing audience that there is reserved seating available for deaf audiences and their friends/family is also useful.

There is some example signage here: Example Signage PDF

8. Subtitle your YouTube clips  and any video shown at your event

YouTube is a common promotion tool for many artists, to make your clips accessible for the Deaf you can caption all your clips. There are programs designed to make this easy for you, I use this one http://captiontube.appspot.com/

If you have any videos that play during your show or during the conference it’s also useful to have them subtitled for easy viewing (it’s hard to watch an interpreter and a video at the same time!)

8. Learn some sign language

After the show you’ll feel incredibly lame when you can’t speak to any of the Deaf attendees properly because you don’t know sign language. Learn a few key words and phases from your interpreter, particularly ‘thank you’, ‘thanks for coming’ and ‘Beer anyone?’
If you have an iPhone you can download a free app with some sign language tuition called ‘Auslan Tutor’ by the Royal Institute for Deaf and Blind Children.

9. Hooray!

As more and more interpreted events are put on, more and more Deaf people will come along to events. Don’t worry if people don’t initially stampede to see your show, having it as an option is the most important thing, and audiences will probably increase if you do more interpreted events in the future.

High fives to Adam Hills (who has been doing this for years) and John Robertson (first WA comedian I know of to use an interpreter) for making me realise it was possible, and to the Melbourne Comedy Festival for giving me the box to think about.

Some useful contacts:

(If you’re having trouble finding contacts in your local area please email me and I’ll see if I can hunt some out for you)

WA

Experienced Stand-up Interpreter Mike Levett

mlevett@iinet.net.au

VICTORIA

Experienced Stand-up Interpreter Maxine Buxton

maxine.buxton@iinet.net.au

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What to do, what to do

Obviously the best way to get things done is to do them, but these days we are hit with more information, opportunities and requests than we know what to do with. Emails, phone calls, Facebook, events, birthdays, weddings, family, friends, work, conferences, training sessions, mailing lists, text messages, voicemails, your mum calling to see if you’re still alive, that bit of graffiti that got your attention while you’re on the bus…

I am a chronic over-committer from way back. When I was a teenager I would attend 3+ parties in a night because I just couldn’t say no, and I didn’t WANT to say no. As I became involved in more things I would find more things that I wanted to become involved in…

You can’t do everything, but you can try. Some times you can do more than you think you can, but usually things take about six thousand times longer than you predict they will. So more often than not you’ll get less done than you hoped you would, feel disappointed in yourself and decide to watch Oprah or clean the house… again…

That or you’ve gone on Facebook. In fact that’s probably how you even found this blog. You went on to just write one message, then you had to comment on someones status, started looking at photos from last night and now it’s Tuesday and you haven’t showered since Sunday?

Facebook is where procrastination become socialization which is dangerous territory.
I love Facebook. For all it’s distractions, random friend requests and inappropriate adverts it’s a ridiculous-good way to hear about things (digital-word-of-mouth), catch up with friends and collect memories (read-photos). But just like TV, alcohol and Hipstamatic it’s usually something best used in moderation…

So.

Whether it’s because I’ve always loved lists and organising things (when I was 5 years old I used take ‘minutes’ at meetings my mum went to) or because I just wanted to fit as MUCH as I possibly could into each week I have always had a fascination with task management systems and ways to approach ‘getting things done’.

I’ve spent years and years trying different things and I finally feel like I’m getting a handle on it all. I still make mistakes (just a few months ago I had a near melt-down because I forgot to calendar about 5 things and then spent the next month paranoid that every phone call was about something else I’d forgotten), but I’ve learnt from them, and gradually make less of mistakes than if I didn’t have any systems in place at all.

Anyhow. I’ve shared a few of the techniques I use with friends lately and they’ve found them useful. So, seeing as you were just on Facebook anyhow, I thought you might find them useful too.

This is already a pretty long blog, so I’ve split this into sections so you can skim to the bits you find useful. Also there are loads of great ways of doing things – if you have other suggestions please comment with them (I might even edit them in, with credit to you!)

Here are the headings of what I’ll talk about [so you know how much to scroll]

  • THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME BEFORE WE START
  • PROCRASTINATION – THE DRUG OF A NATION
  • OK, NOW FOCUS
  • STRATEGIES & TOOLS
    • Discipline
    • Don’t beat yourself up… too much
    • Look at yourself
    • Systems (Calendar, Address Book, Emails, Backups, Computers)
    • Lists
    • Dealing with emails
    • Eat the Frog
    • Motivation to repeat tasks
    • Getting out of the gaol house
  • THINGS TO REMEMBER, SO YOU DON’T GO MENTAL
  • USEFUL APPLICATIONS I USE
  • WOW, YOU REALLY READ ALL THIS?

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Ok, you might want to get a tea now. I just got myself a coffee.

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME BEFORE WE START

  • I love lists.
  • I own a Mac and an iPhone [so a lot of the tools I use are Apple based tools, but there are plenty of similar tools out there for PC, just ask your old friend Google]
  • I believe tools are useful, but how you use them (and your attitude) is just as important.
  • I didn’t invent these systems, they are all things I’ve learnt from other people or from experience. This is just what works for me, it’s not THE way of doing things :)

PROCRASTINATION – THE DRUG OF A NATION

Procrastination is a form of nerves. When you have something big to deal with, or coming up you get nervous. Procrastination distracts you from whatever you are nervous about and is a coping mechanism so that people don’t destroy themselves with anticipation.

This makes it sound like something useful, but for most people procrastination is a way of avoiding doing ANYTHING useful.

There is a brilliant article by New Scientist magazine that talks about Douglas Adams (author of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) who was a dedicated procrastinator, he once said “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” He was working on another novel (a potential follow up to the incredible Hitchhikers series) and extended the deadlines with his vexed publisher continuously for almost a decade.

And then he died.

Please don’t procrastinate, until you die.

The article also discusses people who say they work better ‘under pressure’ and that’s why they leave things to the last minute. There was a study done (with statistics noted in the article) where it was found students who prepared and completed work in advance actually did significantly better than those who left it to ‘last minute’. Particularly as once they’d finished a draft or version of work they had time to go back and revise it.

If you work better under pressure, find ways to put pressure on yourself before the due deadline. I find working with other people helps with this – there’s nothing like working alongside someone who is typing furiously to motivate you to get on with your own stuff, even if you find out later they were just googling types of biscuit (Laura Davis I’m talking to you).

I also highly recommend reading the New Scientist Article (but unfortunately you need an online subscription), I often remember it whenever I feel myself procrastinating.

OK, NOW FOCUS

There was a time when not everyone had a phone, when you didn’t receive 50+ emails per day, you sent postcards not text messages and Tweeting was what birds did.

We cope with an enormous amount of interruption and distraction in our daily lives, and sometimes you have to block it out to get real work done.

If you have a particular project, task or letter (email) you need to deal with then you need to give yourself time to focus on it. It takes approximately 20 minutes without any interruptions for your brain to reach it’s full capacity and an effective level of concentration.

Every time you have an interruption (a phone call, a colleague talking to you, an email arrive…) your brain resets and if this is happening all day it means you are never working at your best level.

If you really need to focus on getting something done, and done well, then make sure you:

  • turn off your phone (even just for an hour or two)
  • close down your email
  • put headphones in if colleagues often chat to you (so they know you’re focusing on something important)
  • put the document you are working on into full-screen mode so it’s all you are looking at on your screen (with Apples new Lion Operating System there is a whole full-screen function for most applications now).
  • make sure you get to at least 20 minutes without getting yourself a tea, answering the phone etc and you’ll notice you’ll usually be so focussed on the task that you’ll spend an extra hour on it till it’s done

STRATEGIES & TOOLS

Discipline

If you really want to improve the way you work you are going to have to set up systems for yourself and stick to them. Sure you’ll trip up now and then, or overload yourself from time to time, but you should always try to stick to your systems as much as possible and come back to them even when you find yourself flailing and running in circles (flailing is often done whilst running in the circle motion).

Be firm with yourself.

Systems only work if you use them.

Don’t beat yourself up… too much

If you do mess up of course you’ll feel bad, but don’t spend the rest of the day beating yourself up. Or at least try not to. Take the time you normally spend sobbing in the shower, or crying over spilt milk and replace it with sorting out your problems instead and you’ll feel better for it.

Look at yourself

We all work differently. Take this into account when you’re planning, eg. if you work better in the morning make sure you schedule tasks for then and meetings in the afternoon (as you’re often not that productive in meetings, you’re just discussing ideas rather than doing them).

If you get distracted easily find ways to catch yourself, eg. if you find yourself getting lost on the internet when you should be working set a timer anytime when you go on YouTube, Facebook or anything beginning with www…

Systems

Are you asleep yet? A system is just a way of doing things that you can use again and again. You have systems in your life already. There are bad systems (like how you never have anywhere to put your teabags so they drip on the floor on the way to the bin)  and good systems (when your housemate puts the teabags on a plate and then carries them to the compost).

Often we are so busy doing things we don’t look at how we are doing them. So look at how you manage your tasks and see if there are any ways to improve. Also, once you’ve set up your own systems, look at them again at some point in the future to see if you can do it any better.

Here are some ones to think about:

Calendar/ Diary

  • Do you use one? Should you?
  • Can you export events and email invites into it directly?
  • Are there people who need to know what your commitments are?
  • How are you sharing this with them?
  • Do you have different colour coding for different projects / calendar commitments?
  • Do you look at it regularly enough?

Address Book

  • Do you have all your addresses categorised?
  • Are there people you email regularly that you can put into mailing groups?
  • Can you find people according to key words/ past history as well?
  • Does this sync with your phone/computer/other places you have addresses?
  • Have you got multiple contacts for the same people that can be combined?

Emails

  • Do you keep all your emails?
  • How do you file them?
  • Do you separate business and personal?
  • Do you add emails to your address book so you can find them again (if your computer ever dies and all you have is your backed up address book).
  • Do you use a program like Mail, Entourage, Outlook to manage your emails? If you have more than one email address then you can manage them all from the one program (especially useful for freelance workers or people that wear lots of different hats, you know – like the Queen)

Backups

  • Do you backup your data?
  • Figure out how to now.
  • Buy yourself a hard-drive. If you have a Mac use Time Machine (it does all the thinking for you)
  • Ok, you’re still reading…
  • At very least create a free account with www.dropbox.com and put your important files on there.

Your computer

  • Do you know how to use your computer?
  • Are there shortcuts to accessing documents?
  • Ways to right-click and save time?
  • Look at how other people use their computers and cut n’ paste what works for them and make it work for you ;)

Lists

Start making lists, and using them. Ideally you should have one list with ALL your tasks that you need to do (and having emails in your Inbox is not a good way to keep a list which I’ll explain in ‘Dealing with Emails’ below). Then these can be organised (and re-organised) according to upcoming deadlines, time available and new projects that you take on.

You will find yourself making sublists, on your note pad, in your phone – this is fine, but make sure all these tasks make it back to your MASTER list somehow (and regularly).

Dealing with Emails

We get a lot of emails every day. Some of them are important, most of them are not. You probably get a lot of emails already, and this will probably just increase, especially once your parents discover it and begin sending you all the joke forwards ever created (sometimes my dad even prints them out to show people in case they didn’t get the email).

Discipline yourself when dealing with emails, or you will find yourself reading the same email again and again and again and again (have I made my point?) and thinking ‘I should respond to that’, then you leave it in your inbox and then re-read it again the week after and think ‘I should respond to that’.

In short, here’s how:

  1. Allocate some time to deal with emails regularly (eg. at the beginning of each day)
  2. Don’t spend more than 2 minutes on each email when you first go through them
  3. When you get an email you can either read it, reply to it, task it, file it or trash it
  4. Keep this approach for any additional emails you receive throughout the day/night (depending on when you work best ;) or tackle the new ones the next day.

Why this is important:

  1. Moving emails out of your Inbox prevents you creating a second ‘task list’ in your Email Inbox, all your tasks should go onto your master task list so you have a realistic picture of all your deadlines coming up and can plan how to attack them best.
  2. READ IT – if you can read the email, take note of the information and then file/delete it within two minutes do it [if two minutes is too short a time, you can give yourself 5, depending on how many emails you get] if the email requires more than 2-5 minutes to read (and doesn’t require a reply, eg. a newsletter) you can even create a whole folder of emails marked ‘To Read’ and then give yourself time each week to go through them and take it all in.
  3. REPLY TO IT – if you can reply to the email within 2-5 minutes then do it straight away.
  4. TASK IT – if the email requires more time (10 minutes to a few hours) or additional documents/ information that you don’t have yet (so you can’t reply straight away) then make a task and add it to your ‘master task list’. Then FILE the email somewhere you can find it again, or if put it in a ‘Messages to Process’ folder in your email (at least then it’s out of your Inbox)
  5. FILE IT – if you have read/replied to the email then file it in an appropriate folder. If there isn’t an appropriate folder just put it in then make one. Filing is just putting things in places where you can find them again. It’s like cleaning your room or house, sometimes you need a draw for all the odd things, so they don’t end up on the floor-filing-system instead (what my dad used to call my very-messy-room when I was 15).
  6. TRASH IT – if you’ve got everything you need from the email, then trash it. Feels good huh?
  7. YOU CANNOT LEAVE IT IN YOUR INBOX, moving things out of your Inbox stops you from re-reading the same emails all the time (because you have already replied/tasked it/filed it/ deleted it)
  8. Yes, this is really, really, really hard to do. But the more you practice it the better you get.

Eat the Frog

This is a common term for getting on with the unpleasant tasks you don’t want to do, like eating a frog. This is a flawed term because unless you’re French you probably won’t be eating any frogs, and even then you’d probably enjoy it.

But the concept is valid. When you start your day try to get the task you REALLY DON’T WANT TO DO, done first. Once you’ve gotten through it you’ll feel better and all your other tasks will seem easy in comparison, making you more productive.

Motivation to repeat tasks

Sometimes there are things you need to do regularly or every day. For me it’s write jokes (which I am still finding hard to do make myself do regularly), if you do music it could be to practice your instrument, or go to the gym, make your lunch for work etc etc. If it’s really something important that you want to stick to then Seinfeld has a great technique that he uses to keep himself on track (and is a common task management technique).

He gets a month long calendar, then every day that he writes jokes he puts an X on the day. After a few days he will have a chain of X’s.The goal is to keep the chain of X’s going and the more you have the more motivated you are to keep writing / doing whatever you need to do.

A friend of mine has taken this to the next level by colour-coding different tasks and marking a calendar with different lines (and then aims to keep the different lines going eg. pink – practice guitar, blue – exersize, green – write etc)
If there are things that you want to do weekly then you could also start a chain going DOWN the calendar… so all the Mondays are coloured in if you keep it going… As long as you don’t spend all day colouring in the calendar this is a really useful system.

Getting out of the gaolhouse

Sometimes working in the same environment all the time will mean you get into bad habits or just get worn down. If you can it’s good to change it up from time to time, swap desks with someone, work from a cafe with your laptop, write in a library (Alexander Library is an excellent place to get serious work done because you get free internet, free power points and you can’t use your phone so no distractions).

THINGS TO REMEMBER, SO YOU DON’T GO MENTAL

  • Things often take 3 – 6 times longer than you think they will, so be realistic about how much time you give yourself to do something.
  • If you can try to schedule when you’ll do your tasks the day BEFORE you have to do them (at the end of each day is a good time). This means when you start the day you can deal with emails/phone calls first and add them to your task list and have a clear idea of what needs to be done most urgently and what is most important.
  • Sometimes there is just too much to do and no amount of task management will save you, but it will make it easier to cope (like sandbagging before a flood) because ‘when it rains, it pours’
  • Give yourself time out or rewards (tea or coffee is the most common) when you’ve gone through a decent stack of tasks
  • Sometimes if you’re too organised you can end up scheduling every day, hour and minute with something that you need to get done (I know because I’ve done it), try to schedule some time where you can CHOOSE what you want to do. Or maybe even consider having a day off from time to time.
  • Don’t forget your friends and family, if you really get addicted to organising things just make them part of your task list…but don’t forget them.
  • If you are working for someone else they will put deadlines and pressure on you. If you are starting your own project it’s much easier to move the deadlines or not give yourself time to focus on it properly (and it never happens). If you have a project you want to start then allocate 2-3 hours and BLOCK IT OUT in your calendar so you can have time to consider how to approach the project, what’s required and where to get started. Once you’ve given yourself the time to consider a project properly all the tasks will start collecting in front of you, the deadlines will seem real… and then you’ll actually do it.

USEFUL APPLICATIONS I USE

iProcrastinateFree app from the Apple Store (Mac & iPhone) that organises your tasks according to subject, lets you create sub-tasks and is generally lovely to work with.

Dropbox - An amazing (and free) cloud service that syncs your documents across your phone, computer(s) for both PC and Mac. It’s especially great when you are working on a project with other people, every time anyone updates a document the changes are mirrored across everyones computers and phones!

CamcardApp from the Apple store for iPhone – you can take a photo of business cards, it will automatically detect the contact (and then you can edit it) and attach to the contact card in your phone.

ScrivenerExcellent for creative writing – organising ideas, planning shows – you will need to read the instructions on how to work it, but once you have the hang of it Scrivener makes re-organising creative or fiction writing much easier!

Mail - Free Apple program on your Mac that will manage your outgoing and incoming email for you – and mean you always have a copy on your computer (even when you’re not on the net) and you can draft emails which will just send as soon as you connect to the internet.

iCal- Free Apple program on your Mac that will sync to your phone/other devices (with iCloud being released soon) and automatically import Facebook events (if you export them to your email through Mail).

Address Book – Free Apple program on your Mac that will sync to your phone and email so you have all your contacts where ever you are.

WOW, YOU REALLY READ ALL THIS?

Congratulations if you read all this, if you have that kind of focus you can definitely find ways to organise your life/work/CD collection better.

That’s it for now. Of course there is more stuff I could say about ‘managing variance’ and ‘important tasks’ vs ‘urgent tasks’ but if you’re keen to know more just email me and I’ll be more than happy to up the geek levels for you.

In fact email me if you have any questions, have suggestions of other ways to do things or want to tell me how much you love lists too (although you better write THAT email in list form or I’ll know you’re a fake).

And good LUCK*!

(* LUCK is hard work and opportunity meeting (thank you John Robertson for that quote), so if you keep working at whatever you’re doing you’ll be able to make the most of opportunities when they come up and feel very lucky when you do)

NB: John Brown suggested ‘AutoHotKey’ as a useful tool for PC users too.

You can read more about it here

http://www.autohotkey.com/

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WA Music Kids – I Need You

Hello music-kids of Perth and beyond,

You may or may not know me. But here’s the stuff you are probably asking in your head already…

______Why do you need me?_____
1. I cannot make (good) music
2. I love Perth’s music scene
3. I need music for my stop-motion clips and I’d rather use local stuff
4. I could make my own music
5. But it would be crap Garage Band remixes (I KNOW!!!! stop rolling your eyes)
6. That’s why I need you

______What’s it about?______
1. I’m starting to make lil’ stop-motion clips and such for YouTube
(you can see one I made for a fundraising thing here:www.youtube.com/bonnieisbonnie)
2. These will come out about once a month (they take a while)

____What you need from me?_____
1. Your permission to use your tracks on my YouTube clips without it costing $ (you may request payment in postcard/hug/recognition form)
2. Links to your website/music/tracks and a contact email that you check more than once a year…
3. You can email them to bonnie@bootlegcomedy.com.au OR post them on this blog (STACKS ON!!!)
4. Share this blog with your other music-makin’ friends.

____What then?_____
I’ll listen to all the music.
If I use your music I’ll get in contact, credit you and also send you a copy of the clip plus everyone gets UNLIMITED HUGS FOREVER!
NB: As stop-motion takes forever it may be a while before I actually get to use your tracks…

_____Who the hell are you anyway?____
Part stand-up comedian, part biscuit eater, part music listener.
Most parts biscuit eater (always eaten while music listening though).

____What should I have for lunch?______
I really can’t advise you on this, am having trouble with it myself.

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Edinburgh Fringe, Interview by Bonnie with Bonnie.

An interview with myself, by myself.

Q1. You’re overseas? You’re a comedian, how can you afford to do that?

Well, actually I can’t… if you’d like to help me get my flight back to Australia you can watch a little video about it here and donate. How fun are videos?!
* sigh *

Bon-Voyage Bonnie to Scotland! from Bonnie Davies on Vimeo.

Q2. Wait, what? Explain what you’re doing exactly?

I’m in Edinburgh at the moment (woohoo!) doing my first solo comedy show at the Fringe Festival. It’s part of the PBH Free Fringe so I don’t pay for venue/tech, but in return I can’t charge for my show – instead people come for free, then donate at the end if they think it’s worth anything. So far most days I have had good crowds – and on Saturdays the room usually packs out, which is amazing.
The Fringe Festival is one of the biggest festivals (or is the biggest) in the world. It’s totally overwhelming, inspiring and bizarre. Every 5th person is covered in face-paint, or dressed in costume and it’s the only place I’ve ever seen two people people on stilts have a serious argument, or people dressed like giant poop being interviewed.
Here’s one of the stilt people putting up posters.
Here are the poop people.
Q3. What else happens?

People forget how to cross roads when they’re in Edinburgh. Or there are just so many people they don’t fit on the footpath. Either way they walk in front of buses more often than bus drivers would prefer…

Q4. How are the shows?

Mostly good, sometimes average, with one or two bad-ish ones. I’m learning loads and people seem to be enjoying it, which is lovely but I can see SO MANY THINGS I have to improve on.
Highlights include
- a woman asking for a copy of the ‘Love letter to Google’ because her husband works for GOOGLE!
- being taken to lunch by Kevin the star heckler/laugher of my first show in Edinburgh, because he liked my show so much (more on him later) he laughed NON-STOP through the whole thing.
- a 16 year old boy who came up after the show and said “I don’t have any money, but I wanted to give you this” and gave me a giant (as giant as a 16 yr old who looks 12 yrs old can do) bear hug!
Q5. Have you been reviewed?

No formal reviews, which is fine by me! As I’m trying out new stuff in this show too.
But…
- I met the hamburger man near my venue last night and he recognised me from my flyer and said people who bought hamburgers from him, had told him my show was great (!!) obviously my audience demographic also love hamburgers…
- Kevin, my new #1 fan, gave me a very sweet review and sent it to the Scotsman, they rejected it – but he posted it up on my Fanpage all the same https://www.facebook.com/bonniecomedy and he gave me 4 stars, so I’m semi-tempted to put 4**** from ‘Kevin’ on my flyers. Classic!
This is a picture of Kevin.
- another blogger called Rob wrote nice things about me too.
Q6. Any other news?

Perth people are killing it over here (!!) I’m so proud of them all.
Alvin Sputnik has been selling out every night…. amazing amazing. Red Rabbit Collective, John Robertson, Michael Workman, Nellie Wight (Melb/Perth) and John Conway have all been getting good reviews and feedback too :)
Q7. Do you have any other pictures?

Yep here’s a few.
‘No bums on the piano’, fair enough.
This ATM was out of money but you could hug it, that’s my kind of ATM!

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A diary, by 5 year old Bonnie

At the same time that we found this letter to my ‘muther’, we found an exercise book illustrated and written by my 5 year old self.

My favourite entry is the last one, and the one about my dad, but I’ve posted them all up so you can see the full breadth of my artistic story-telling talent.

1. Classic 80′s, good start.

2. Turd-cat. Cat that looks like a turd.

3. Clown Part-A. I loved ‘sow’ing stuff, especially clowns (I think my sister drew this one and I wrote about it).

4. Girls. Now for my theory on girls. If anyone understands my theory on girls, please interpret.

5. Dadee. This very neatly summarises my dad, back when I was still blonde, and before he was grey. I love my dad, but he does have grump-moments.

6. Apparently, I liked to ‘sow’ the otter the best….

7. So, if I liked the Otters the best, what’s with all the clowns? Clown Part-B

8. My alternative entertainment wasn’t much better, dinosaurs boxing over a dead-looking fish. I’m just going to assume that’s guts coming out the end of it there…

9. And here I am being happy with my ‘mumee’. You’ll notice mum doesn’t look that happy though.

She’s probably sick of all the clowns…oops, here’s another one. Clown Part-C.

The balloons don’t help, it’s still terrifying.

10. And this one is my favourite. This is my sister and I (she has the fringe, and yes I was blonde once). This is sweet, but also a kind of ‘conditional like’ as she only likes me if I love her.

The end.



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